It doesn't get any more real than this.
"Everybody knows I have the ratchet-iest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend. I don't know what I was thinking," former Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon said on a recent episode of her new talk show, The Real, referring to the tat of Rob Kardashian's name she had inked on her behind.
Rob, in turn, has her name scrawled across the left side of his rib cage—a well-intentioned mistake that Bruce Jenner made sure to make fun of on a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
But while Rob continues to sport the no-longer-significant ink for the time being, Bailon says that she is in the process of getting her memento removed via laser.
"It does not feel good. You could smell your flesh burning," she told cohosts Tamar Braxton, Tamera Mowry-Housley, Loni Love and Jeannie Mai. "And it's my ass flesh burning!"
"It's awful," Bailon continued. "Ten-letter last name, Kardashian. It's pretty bad, yeah. Now that is a ratchet tattoo. I made a very bad decision. Don't follow my example."
She and Kardashian broke up in 2009 after about two years of dating—and Rob apparently learned his lesson when it comes to body art.
He and Rita Ora wrote each other's names on their hands and he tweeted out a picture last summer, teasing, "Sh-t got crazy tonight… What can I say… #tatmynameonya."
Ora quickly put an end to any confusion, however, tweeting, "ITS NOT REAL LOL."